Phil Spector Learns California Prisons Don't Allow Wigs.

Why, hello!  It’s been a while since we peeked into the lives of celebrities behaving badly, don’t you think?

Let’s start with Miss Carrie Prejean.  Over on GGT 2.0, Andrew Vail was all over that hot mess the minute news broke she’d been fired by Donald Trump for not fulfilling her contractual obligations. “I’m too bizzy spreading hate!” she responded …

Chris Brown has lost a bid to delay his trial. “You didn’t delay in smashing Rihanna’s face, you see,” explained the judge …

Mike Tyson has married, just two weeks after the tragic death of his four-year-old daughter.  ”Some say it’s a little soon, but my head’s been bashed in so much I have no sense of time anymore,” Tyson told friends …

Adam Lambert has come out on the cover of Rolling Stone. “Shurprishe!” he said, his mouth filled with cock …

And The Last Word goes to … an insider! “Katie Holmes is in serious talks to make a special performance on FOX’s reality competition series, So You Think You Can Dance! She’s met with Nigel Lythgoe and everyone hopes she appears on this season or next season of the show.”

Patrick + I At An OUT TV Bash Last Night At Panorama. (You Can Check Out His New Blog @ The Re-Booted GayGuideToronto.com;)

A good raining mornin’ to you!

I love me a wet one!  So a little news: The Shaun Proulx Show is heading to OUT TV this year.  Think à la Howard Stern, only no one will be pulling carrots out of dwarfs assholes with their teeth to try and win a boob job.  (Except maybe Wigmore.) Cameras have been set up in studio, we’ll be doing some stuff outside the confines of the show, too, and it all starts shooting after the long weekend, to start airing before year-end.  

When I left finance I took a massive piece of heavy paper and wrote and doodled over the whole damn thing everything I dreamed of seeing for myself as I embarked on a new career from ground zero and with no idea how I’d get from there to here.  So to share with you today this latest development means an awful lot when I remember back sitting in my home office in Leslieville (the home I’d soon sell to allow me to pursue this) wondering WTF.  Stay tuned for more details!

Speaking of the show, today we’re chatting with the GM of MySpace Canada.  I wonder if I can get him to even say the words ‘Twitter’ and ‘Facebook’!

Meanwhile, a Farrah Fawcett video diary shows her shaving her own head.  ”I just want one last comeback!” she declared, reaching for her umbrella and heading for the nearest parking lot …

Police responded to a tripped alarm at Lindsay Lohan’s house Tuesday afternoon, and found the home ransacked, with pry marks in the back door and a window that appeared to be tampered with.  ”It’s okay!” Lohan assured them.  ”I lost my keys and am a bit of a slob is all!”

In the beauty pageant world, no insiders can understand how it is Donald Trump has allowed Carrie Prejean to keep her crown after the nude photos have surfaced.  ”It’s not that hard to figure out!” Prejean mumbled, sucking Trump’s dick like a straw …

And The Last Word goes to … Mitch Winehouse! “For my daughter it’s alcohol instead of hard drugs now.”

H*I*M*B*O! Exclusive! A Sneek-Peak At What I Will Be Wearing When We Crown Our Next Top Intern On Today's Show!

Happy Friday! So today on the show we at long last reveal what the entire planet has been asking: Who! will be The Shaun Proulx Show’s Next Top Intern?  Maha? Caleb? Ronit? Ariel? Tune in!  We’ve been up all night deliberating!

Meanwhile, it has been revealed on tabloid covers that Marie Osmond’s daughter is a lesbian.  ”I’d faint in shock but there are no TV cameras on me, so why?” Osmond responded …

In other lesbian news, Kelly McGillis has announced that she’s one.  ”And by-the-way, that there is one hell of a MILF,” she added, holding the tabloid cover of Osmond and her daughter …

Tyra Banks‘ stalker has been convicted of just that and could serve 90 days in jail.  ”And another 90 on top of that just for having such terrible taste!” ordered the judge …

And The Last Word goes to … Miss California Pageant Co-Director Keith Lewis! “In the entire history of Miss USA, no reigning titleholder has so readily committed her face and voice to a more divisive or polarizing issue. We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her commitment to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the right to voice her beliefs–revealing instead a much more opportunistic agenda.”

Spring Brings Little Lambs - Spotted On A Dog Walk Yesterday

It was a tasty Taste For Life last night – thanks to everyone who came out, wherever you went!  It will be fun to find out how much money was raised for Fife House.  (And special thanks to the PROUD FM listeners who came up to me to say such nice things to say about the show.)

Speaking of which, Jenn, the final conestant in our Next Top Intern search joins us today.  Who! will win?  

Hey, Miss Raquel, Toronto’s beloved scene goddess recently interviewed me for her online radio show, and it was posted yesterday.  She asked me to bring in my favourite all-time tracks to play, so it was a salute to the songs that have been big in my life, plus a lovely chat about work, life and love. I have to tell you this woman does her research!  I was astounded at how much she knew about me! Oy!  Check it out here.

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Meanwhile, Britney Spears has announced she will bring her tour to Europe.  ”See?” said Europe.  ”Told you the Swine Flu would make it over here …”

Miss California Carrie Prejean, who declared her opposition to same-sex marriage during the Miss USA pageant, will star in a new $1.5 million ad campaign funded by the National Organization for Marriage. “First off, I want to thank the headline-hungry faggot who made all this possible!” she gushed …

Just shortly after announcing his split from his wife of 29 years, Robyn Moore, Mel Gibson took his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva to the screening of Wolverine.  Said Gibson, “It just seemed like the ultra-Catholic thing to do!”

Chris Brown would like his assault charges dismissed.  ”Yeah!” he said. “Dismissed! Like with the same kind of wave of the hand I gave to Rihanna’s face!”

And The Last Word goes to … Howard Stern! ”My feeling about gay people is that we have a responsibility not only to make gay marriage acceptable and to make gays feel accepted as much as heterosexuals…Gay people are downtrodden. They are beaten. They are abused for their sexuality, and it goes across race. In the white community and the black community gay people are the bastards of the world. And in order for things to change, because any one of you could have gay children, or gay relatives, or gay friends…we have a responsibility to make this acceptable, to get all this bullshit so that some gay kid going to high school doesn’t get the shit beaten out of him just because he’s gay…I’m as heterosexual as they come. What is this hang-up about gay marriage? Who cares? Get on with your life!”