The late spring sun has returned to Toronto – that’s just one thing I’m loving as we get set to greet the weekend. Here’s what else!
Namaste! I think we could all use a little deep breathing and stretching as Toronto Pride 2010 gets set. I spoke to Salimah Kassim-Lakha, organizer of Yogapalooza to find out how thousands will be doing just that at 12:30 pm in Queen’s Park on Pride Day:
Holy Young & The Restless Jill Foster Abbott – or whoever you are. Talk about cliffHANGER: Genoa City’s oldest whore (compliment) grew up thinking working- class Liz Foster was her mother, then when Liz thought she was dying she told Jill that her arch-enemy Katherine was her mother. When that turned out to be untrue, it left Jill feeling a little Who Am I? ever since. Now Liz really has died, telling friggen slurry DAVID HASSELHOFF, back to where his career started playing Jill’s brother Snapper, who Jill’s mother really is. Only we the audience don’t get the information, we just watch as a devastated Jill shows up on someone’s doorstep, in tears. Jill knocks and who answers but … Lauren? I KNEW THAT WOMAN WAS OLDER THAN SHE LOOKS! No, but seriously, WTF? Love mah show!
And have you seen a display case that looks like this at your local grocer?
Collect Them All!
These, friend, are Ritter chocolates. Ritter SPORT chocolates, though what is sporty about chocolate I fail to understand. Although given it’s my firm rule that I must eat chocolate once a day, could it be I have been playing sports THIS ENTIRE TIME? I digress. A wonderful shag whose name I never knew introduced me to this 100 g German chocolate treasure years ago and they are addictive. You’ve never seen such an array; 27 flavour options: milk chocolate, champagne, milk + white chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate with butter biscuit, chocolate with peppermint filling, yogurt filled, chocolate + cornflakes, chocolate + marzipan, rum-soaked raisins … it’s RIDICULOUS – and $2.59 so well spent.
Law Of Attraction: So I’m dealing with this total bitch on the phone this week and she’s giving attitude and my first thought is, ‘Oh, you want ATTITUDE?’ but then I remembered I wanted HER help, so … So now I’m on hold and my mind is racing about 1001 reasons why she’s a total bitch and then I stop. And I realize, okay, so you’re asking for MORE bitch from her? ‘Cause you know MORE bitch is going in the opposite direction of the HELP you want from her. I know better. Instead I stare at the massive bush of beautiful deep purple pansies I have in an iron urn out on my terrace where I’m sitting on hold. I watch the wind waft through them, I admire the way they spill lushly over the urn, I appreciate, I appreciate, I appreciate – and my whole energy changes because my thoughts have changed. Back comes You-Know-Who – and it’s like she’s a totally different person. Not kidding. Attitude gone, tone of voice changed, and she is as helpful as anyone could possibly be, solving the issue I’d called her about. Roll your eyes if you want, but life can be as easy as that. Change your vibration.
Tonight on The Shaun Proulx Show: Joan Rivers, Scott Thompson and Harvey Fierstein!
Happy Weekend to you!
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