Spotted While Hiking With The Dogs Yesterday 
Breaking News!
El-Farouk Khaki was named Toronto Pride Parade 2009 Grand Marshal at the elections last night. He was running up against Xtra’s Ken Popert and I don’t know who else. I’ve already invited El-Farouk onto the show to discuss the fun! Congrats Mr. Khaki!
Next week should bring more fun and exciting news to this space so do stay tuned, Child!
Speaking of which, tune into the show today, because if it’s Friday – and it’s Friday – we head to Genoa City with Gregg Brown-Chancellor-Abbott-Newman-Bardwell- Winters, and Christine Fix from Soaps.com with a re-cap and spoilers galore.
Meanwhile, Madonna has failed in her attempt to adopt a girl from Malawi. ”Up the bid to include four more goats and we may change our minds,” said officials …
Miley Cyrus is expected to reunite with her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers, to record a song called ‘Pass It On’. ”It’s about the time she gave me the clap!” Jonas explained …
Dina Lohan tried to take her underage daughter Ali clubbing this week, but was denied entrance. ”Don’t you know who I am?” she screamed at the door staff. ”Yes, which is why you’re not coming in,” door staff told her …
Heather Locklear and producers of Melrose Place 2.0 can’t come to terms over a contract that would see Locklear return as Amanda Woodward. ”It’s not about money,” claimed producers. ”We just insist she wear skirts a lot longer than she did when she was younger …”
And The Last Word goes to … OK! magazine! “Things got steamier the next night in Montreal, where the pair hooked up at The Circus Starring Britney Spears Tour’s afterparty at Tribe Hyperclub. ”She sat on his lap and they kissed,” an eyewitness tells OK!. The duo then reportedly went into the bathroom and the door was blocked by bodyguards. “Nine minutes later, they came out,” the eyewitness says. Looks like the singer is in love again — but insiders say it’s not her dancer whom she desires: Britney has fallen for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, and is trying to rebuild their broken family.”
