She Told JT She Was In DUBAI! (Thanks to Susan F. for spotting this and thinking I would get a kick. Did!)

Hey everyone, and happy Friday!  Heading into a Toronto weekend where the weather will be more like mid-April than early-March, there’s lots to love:

Joan Rivers last night.  Read the rest of this entry »

David Guetta Is A 'Sexy Bitch'.

I wasn’t sure whether to discuss this, but given that Buck Angel tweeted about it earlier this week, why not. Buck and I are starting an incredible new project together; we’re meeting in L.A. in a few weeks to roll our sleeves up and get into the dirty work.

Today I CAN tell you about – it’s a motley crue to be sure: Vivica A Fox, Keith Cole, David Guetta, and Christine Fix from Soaps.com. Jim Stone, co-chair of Sunday’s AIDS Walk For Life also joins us for a last minute push to get walkers and sponsors out to support the cause. I know that it’s the queer community these days that seems to be holding back from participating and we’ll discuss the whys of that too. Listen for Mark Wigmore reporting in live from TIFF too!

There’s barely been a ‘mo this week to check on how our celeb friends are doing, so let’s take care of that now, shall we?

Jennifer Aniston has taken to singing in her next random act of terror film. “Is it starting to make sense to you all now?” asked Brad Pitt …

Manolo Blahnik says he’s over having his luxury shoes mentioned in Sex & The City. “It’s not like the bitches who’ll go see the movie can afford them any way,” he scoffed …

Canada’s prima ballerina Karen Kain will be a judge on So You Think You Can Dance Canada. “First Ellen, now THIS?” wailed Paula Abdul, pills spilling from her mouth …

And The Last Word goes to … Whitney Houston! “I didn’t get out of my pyjamas for seven months.”

Anyone Got An Eraser?

As I continue to get Life In Order after the Friends For Life Bike Rally, let’s catch up with our celebrity friends shall we?  Missing them!

First off, as you can see, Sharon Stone is celebrating turning 50 by flashing her titties on the cover of a magazine.  ’My clit now dangles so low they stapled it to my backside, but don’t you think the twins have held up well?’ Stone gushed …

Chris Brown has been sentenced to community service after some time in court.  ’Do the community a service and stop hitting women!’ said the judge …

Britney Spears will appear at the Teen Choice Awards.  ’Because I choose to be like a teen forever!’ she explained …

Posh Spice will replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.  Explained producers, ‘We sought someone with a similar musical talent level, of course …’

Brad Pitt said in an interview that pools are great places to have sex.  In related news Jennifer Aniston was seen digging a kidney-shaped hole in her backyard …

And The Last Word goes to …  Ferris Bueller! (Thank you, John Hughes!) ‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.’

Canada's Next Top Model Meaghan Visits The Show Yesterday.

Yes, it’s been a while since we’ve chatted celeb stuff.  Now that the horrifying media orgy that is the aggressive reporting of all things Michael Jackson has died off suffiently enough that other entertainment news can emerge, let’s have a look.

Jon Gosselin proposed to his new 22-year-old girlfriend, the daughter of your wife Kate’s plastic surgeon, with a skull-shaped ring, it has been reported.  ”By the time we exchange vows, this skull will be replaced by Kate’s,” he promised …

Ukraine has banned the film, ‘Bruno’. ‘(For) artistically unjustified exhibition of sexual organs and sexual relations, homosexual acts in a blatantly graphic form, obscene language, sadism [and] anti-social behaviour’, said the folks who brought the world Chornobyl … 

Jennifer Aniston has landed Scotsman Gerald Butler as her latest beau.  ”Guys have always told me it tastes like haggis down there, so I thought I’ve give a Scot a shot!” she explained …

And The Last Word goes to … Bill Clinton! ‘Yeah, I personally support people doing what they want to do. I think it’s wrong for someone to stop someone else from doing that [same-sex marriage].’